Everything you ever wanted and never needed

Delta Airlines Sky Mall magazine.

It's the magazine version of infomercials. It will blow your mind!

Hold on to your wallets! 

Things are about to get reeeeeally tempting.

For the record, I love flying. So convenient. So fast. Great cookies.

Joaquin Phoenix and his tin foil never looked so good.

Skinny people don't wear body shapers. False marketing.

Want the scenery but not the French? This is the perfect compromise.

Christmas lights are cheaper.

Get your kitty cat friend her very own Death Star -now with music!
Da-da-da-tum-tada-tum-tada! You get the idea..

Perfect for sending secret S.O.S. messages to your friends.

Sword through monkey's back letter opener.  Doubles as a tooth pick. Yarr!

Does he kinda remind you of good old uncle Bob? That's because it's him...

Spying on your neighbors just got taken to a whole new level.

The washer that washes your muumuu while you're still wearing it!

The description says it all.

Vibrating applicator that apparently restores lip color.
What if you naturally have really pale lips?

Discover, Master, American Express, Visa AND and ATM card.
What I want to know is why the ATM card isn't any of the previous cards and why you car needs a card..

New research shows that you are less stressed when you sleep with  a rose in your hand..

It would take all day to aerate your lawn BUT call it a work out and it won't be a wast of time. Or money.
Be sure to get the replacement spikes.

Wondering what to get dad for fathers day? Look no further!

The future is here!
Now you can grow your hair back in the time it takes for your favorite team to win a game.

I like it.

You know this is an Asian product.